Thursday, May 22, 2014

"Queen" Fight Pops Off On Twitter And Beyond!

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Rihanna is a funny gal.  She tweeted the above pic after a back and forth Twitter fight with Charlie Sheen this afternoon.  Check the deets inside...

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Well, this was unexpected. Charlie Sheen, the veteran actor known for not holding his tongue, has joined the reading committee when it comes to popping off on celebs he has an issue with.
Charlie Sheen wrote a long message to Rihanna earlier today via Twitter.  And it seems someone taught him how to 'read' a bit.  But as we all know, Rihanna is the social media Queen.  And when you come for her, she'll come for you with a bigger punch with less effort.  Yet, Charlie tried her anyway.
He recapped a failed run-in with the "Talk That Talk" chick that resulted in his (former?) porn star fiancee, Scottine(formerly Brett Rossi), getting her feelings hurt on her birthday.  And he went OFF.  Charlie said:
I took my gal out to dinner
last night with her best
friends for her Bday.
we heard Rihanna was present as well.
I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé
Scotty to her, as she is a
huge fan.
(personally I couldn't pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)
well, the word we received back was that there were too
many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time.
At this time? AT THIS TIME??
lemme guess, we're to reschedule another random
11 million to 1 encounter
with her some other night...?
no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and
"please kill me now"
that I'd never get back.
My Gal, however,
was NOT OK with it.
Nice impression you
left behind, Bday or not.
Sorry we're not KOOL enough
to warrant a blessing from
the Princess.
(or in this case
the Village idiot)
you see THIS is the reason
that I ALWAYS take the time.
THIS is why I'm in this thing
31 awesome years.
Good will and
common courtesy, carefully
established over time to exist radically in concert
with a code of gratitude!
I guess "Talk That Talk"
was just a big ol lie from
a big ol liar.
oh and Riahnna,
Halloween isn't for a while.
but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer,
as in:
See ya on the way down,
(we always do)
and actually,
it was a pleasure NOT
meeting you.
clearly we have NOTHING
in common when it comes
to respect for those who've
gone before you.
I'm guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds
to situate that bad wig
before you left the restaurant.
Here's a tip from a real vet
of this terrain;
If ya don't wanna get bothered
and if this "Prison of Fame"
is soooooooo unnerving and
difficult, then QUIT, junior!
Rihanna's response:

"Goooorrrrrrlllllll......If that old queen don't get ha diapers out of a bunch..."
Teeheee.  But then Charlie came back with a message in the form of a statement:
"Dear Ms. Rihan-
oh wait, no last name,
Okay, Dear R -
clearly English is NOT
your primary language.
Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I'm flattered.
And secondly;
do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle.
But beware of the
rats and the snakes.
They stir with folly
awaiting your tepid advance,
in the shadows..."
later Doosh!

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